Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken
Finally got to THIS YEAR, Dad! Nice.

Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken

How To Sleep by Katherine Grace Anderson

December 7th, 2009

[Nov 2009]

This one’s for you, big brother! I hope you pick up a pointer or two.

Dad falls asleep if you yawn at him. This is particularly dangerous while he's driving.

1) Try crashing on one of the big ‘uns. I like the clumsy one, he giggles when I poot.

Trick them into putting you down in a bed.

2) Try a bed. If you don’t like yours, there are like 7 more spread around the house.

If you want it bad enough, you can even sleep in this hell-forged contraption.

3) If worse comes to worse, just fall asleep somewhere and they will put a blanket on you.

I hope this helps, big guy.

Stay Metal
- KG

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