Rise Of The Gamer
July 11th, 2009[6/13/2009]
Announcer 1: Oh, would you look at that!!
Announcer 1: Young James Henry Anderson is doing a nearly flawless Prostrated RPG Level-UP pose…he’s a natural.
Announcer 1: Oh, that’s just amazing for someone his age! He could roll that into a Supine Loading Snooze, or add a bag of cookies for a Snacking Console Fighter…I think even the Still-Scoring Unconscious Faceplant is reachable from here.
Color Analyst: Well, that one IS in his genes.
Color Analyst: Brilliant execution on that Not Now, Mom…he’s like the Tiger Woods of Otaku!!
Announcer 1: Oh, this just in! We’ve got an exclusive interview with the young prodigy’s father:
Interviewer: Mr. Anderson, please tell us, is it hard work raising a wunderkind?
Dad: “Hunh? Oh…nah, no…well, not really. I mean… he is only two and he already listens to heavy metal all day while he plays video games. If I can get the kid to pee standing up, I think I’ve passed on all I have to offer.”
Piglet Out