Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken
Finally got to THIS YEAR, Dad! Nice.

Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken

Everybody Does It, Right?

February 23rd, 2008

Frighteningly realistic, terrifyingly mundane

Is it just me or does HD programming suck? Our new high definition television is a complete waste. The only channel we get is some poor schlub’s front yard. I’m not sure there’s even a plot, but I think the neighbor character is sleeping with the mailman. Anyway, I’m doubling in size faster than Moore’s Law predicted, so I need new shoes. Hilarity ensues…

Heh, daddy has clown feet. I bet he's had that nightmare, too.Oh yeah, plenty of toe room...

I feel like a ski jumper in these. No wonder dad falls down so much, he has ENORMOUS feet. I mean big, big, long feet. Mom assures me they are slightly below average, but I can’t imagine bigger feet in all the world.

Okay, get me out of these. I'm starting to feel like middle management.

Hmm, these are very interesting...How does my butt look in these?

I’m filled with urge to get a pair of these in every color. Red, yes. Navy, yes. Purple, you betcha. I don’t have anything purple to wear with them yet, but I’ll just shape my whole new wardrobe around them. I can’t explain it either, they hurt like daggers in my feet and I can’t move in them at all. That’s not important now; I’ve got to go get some new purses to go with these!

Look at me! I'm daddy's pretty little girl!

Make It Work. Piglet Out.

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