Everybody Does It, Right?
February 23rd, 2008
Is it just me or does HD programming suck? Our new high definition television is a complete waste. The only channel we get is some poor schlub’s front yard. I’m not sure there’s even a plot, but I think the neighbor character is sleeping with the mailman. Anyway, I’m doubling in size faster than Moore’s Law predicted, so I need new shoes. Hilarity ensues…
I feel like a ski jumper in these. No wonder dad falls down so much, he has ENORMOUS feet. I mean big, big, long feet. Mom assures me they are slightly below average, but I can’t imagine bigger feet in all the world.
I’m filled with urge to get a pair of these in every color. Red, yes. Navy, yes. Purple, you betcha. I don’t have anything purple to wear with them yet, but I’ll just shape my whole new wardrobe around them. I can’t explain it either, they hurt like daggers in my feet and I can’t move in them at all. That’s not important now; I’ve got to go get some new purses to go with these!
Make It Work. Piglet Out.