Jimmy Hank and KG

This year we started a new tradition we’re calling “Stocking in Bed.” The gist of it is that I get to open my stocking in bed with mom and dad. Yeah, you probably got that from the title.

I love flashlights. Santa clearly knows this. What other information might he be privy to? Is anyone else worried about this guy?

These are two very similarly shaped packages….I wonder…

OH YES!!!! Two toothbrushes?! I don’t care if he IS selling National Defense secrets, I love Santa.

I mean look at these toothbrushes….there are TWO of them, people.

Here’s to you, Santa Claus, debonaire spy and saintly dental health promoter!

Anyway, turns out the fat guy in the sled had more in store for me out by the Christmas Tree (now I know why we put the thing so close to the chimney)!

The one I want to play with first is locked in labyrinthine packaging and requires batteries…should you choose to accept this mission, you must open it and get it working before I lose interest. This baby will self destruct in 30 seconds.

Forget it. The legos have a zipper.

So…after that, a bunch of people showed up and Christmas day unfolded…

I hope everyone out there had a Merry Christmas! Have a Happy New Year as well!

Love, Jimmy Hank