First…A Magic Trick
March 27th, 2007Watch carefully, now as I concentrate…
I have honed my powers of concentration to allow me to achieve a trance-like state of universal harmony. Using only the untapped power of the human mind, I slip the surly bonds of earth. As I become one with the infinte, I overcome our self-imposed limitations of gravity and float freely above the ground…twice around the neighborhood…and three more times around our cul-de-sac.
That’s cool, huh? Plus, on my deathbed I get to achieve total consciousness, so I got that going for me. Here’s Dad a couple weeks overdue for a shave and a haircut…
Yeah, well…stay tuned. That gets a lot worse before it gets better. Here’s a photo shoot I did for Mom:
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My bad, my bad. You didn’t even know I was taking pictures, let’s start over… |
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Too much! You’re gonna blow the camera out the back of my skull with that drama. Remember…this is for the family. |
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Very Nice! Almost there! Lose the hand, maybe? |
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Perfik! |