Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken
Finally got to THIS YEAR, Dad! Nice.

Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken

Baby-piece Theater

March 30th, 2007

Thank you for playing Global Thermonuclear War

Well, it’s elementary really. While my phalanx of Mr. Circles held the line, I would decimate your ranks with the Hug-A-Bug archers and Jiingle Frog-A-Pults. Meanwhile, I have held back two legions of Pink Piggy cavalry to sweep around your Happy Number Worm’s flanks. Silly old man, give up now and save the lives of your men…oh, Hello!

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And welcome to another edition of… Baby-piece Theater. Today we have for you the hard-hitting piece of docu-journalism that one French critic hails as “…the most important work since Jerry Lewis’ The Day the Clown Cried“. Respected film historian Roger Ebert calls it “…the hardest-hitting piece of docu-journalism ever seen in France.” So, without further ado Baby-piece Theather presents…

Baby James Henry
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Sweet Potatoes, My Sweet

Hmmm…what is this flavor you’ve presented me?! Interesting...
Okay, I like where this is going... It challenges my palate. What an intriguing taste…
Yes. Yes. I’m liking it… Oh yeah, this is good.
Kneel before ZOD No! Stop! DIE!!!

Fin

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