Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken
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Jimmy Hank and Kitty Chicken

My Magic Hat

December 13th, 2006


Ooooh! I’m so excited. This is my new hat Mom and Dad gave me for my 3 month birthday. It’s magic. Here’s the whole story:

Forged in the bowels of Mount Erebor by Lord Thorin Oakenshield, the King Under the Mountain, this mighty helm is named Glamdring the Truthsayer and it was imbued with the might of the dwarves. Handed down to Bard the Bowman of Esgaroth upon his slaying of the winged serpent Smaug, it once supposedly gave the wearer the power of telekinesis. With Glamdring on his pate, Bard ruled the land of Dale in peace and justice for many a decade before the dawning of the Third Age brought the ruinous War of the Ring. Upon Bard’s slaughter at the Battle of Dale, Glamdring was lost for centuries in the caves beneath Erebor until one day while questing for Lembas bread, Dad found it.

Basically what it boils down to is a +2 to Mana and an additional 1d8 to Charisma saving rolls. Just a second…


What is it, Dad? Why are you giggling?

You just put this on me to look silly, didn’t you?


My Dad’s a dork.

Piglet out.

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